Random comment #3:

In the elevators at work there is a sign that says
"In case the elevator should stop suddenly,
Do Not become Alarmed
Push the Alarm button to summon help"
I just found it strange that if you don't want people to freak out, then why don't you put a help button instead of "Alarm"
eh. whatever

Random Comment #4:

My cousin and I have discovered, that for a guy to fit in with our family,
to pass the boys test: has to Ball... as in basketball
to pass the girls test: has to dance, or at least be willing to learn/attempt to

Random Comment #5:

my new motto: (i came up with this after talking to my aunt)

If you aren't going to make waves, get out of the water.